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1 Star
Holy shitsnacks! What a snoozefest!
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Super Sad True Love Story is not a book I’d normally choose to read, but since I needed a final selection in order to complete my library’s Winter Reading Challenge I picked it up. Dear Library Winter Reading Challenge: I should cut you!
I WASTED THREE DAYS OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK ON THIS BOOK. I’M GOING TO SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTHERF*&^%R!!!!!
I’m fairly certain I’ll be accused of being too stupid to understand all of the “hilarious political satire” contained in this novel, so here’s a pitcherbook confirming I’m an idiot and explaining why I hated it.
Super Sad True Love Story is a book about how America is destined to go in the toilet in the next week or so.
Although Americans stood up and said they were going to make a difference . . .
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Instead, we kept being assholes who worshipped people like this . .
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Wasting all of our money on awesome leisure suits and Mr. Rogers’ sweaters . . .
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Spending much of our free time socializing with our BFFs . . .
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And dreaming of being lucky enough to get a job in RETAIL . . .
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While making sure to simultaneously remain attached our äppärätti . . .
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Where the new rage was connecting via Globalteen, a program that made “verballing” almost a thing of the past . . .
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We also spent a lot of time worrying about our carb intake . . .
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In order to make sure we would still look supes hot in the latest trend . . .
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However, we also made sure to follow the news for current events . . .
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Like how America is AWESOME and definitely not going to be taken over by another country anytime soon . . .
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Yeah, that didn’t end up working out so well. My enjoyment of this story obviously didn’t work out so well either. But hey, as long as there's still a chance old dudes can bump uglies with young chicks 'Murica will be A-Okay!!!
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Super Sad True Love Story is not a book I’d normally choose to read, but since I needed a final selection in order to complete my library’s Winter Reading Challenge I picked it up. Dear Library Winter Reading Challenge: I should cut you!
I WASTED THREE DAYS OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK ON THIS BOOK. I’M GOING TO SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTHERF*&^%R!!!!!
I’m fairly certain I’ll be accused of being too stupid to understand all of the “hilarious political satire” contained in this novel, so here’s a pitcherbook confirming I’m an idiot and explaining why I hated it.
Super Sad True Love Story is a book about how America is destined to go in the toilet in the next week or so.
Although Americans stood up and said they were going to make a difference . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840001.jpg)
Instead, we kept being assholes who worshipped people like this . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840002.gif)
Wasting all of our money on awesome leisure suits and Mr. Rogers’ sweaters . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840003.gif)
Spending much of our free time socializing with our BFFs . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840004.gif)
And dreaming of being lucky enough to get a job in RETAIL . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840005.gif)
While making sure to simultaneously remain attached our äppärätti . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840006.gif)
Where the new rage was connecting via Globalteen, a program that made “verballing” almost a thing of the past . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840007.gif)
We also spent a lot of time worrying about our carb intake . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840008.gif)
In order to make sure we would still look supes hot in the latest trend . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840009.gif)
However, we also made sure to follow the news for current events . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840010.gif)
Like how America is AWESOME and definitely not going to be taken over by another country anytime soon . . .
![Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1425066478/13840011.gif)
Yeah, that didn’t end up working out so well. My enjoyment of this story obviously didn’t work out so well either. But hey, as long as there's still a chance old dudes can bump uglies with young chicks 'Murica will be A-Okay!!!
![Commercial Photography](https://s3.amazonaws.com/photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1425068788r/13840440.jpg)