Wicked Need by Sawyer Bennett

3 Stars

 

Welcome to The Silo – a place filled with . . .

“Kinky fuckery.”

And I was all . . .



The Silo is a sex club where Anna Nicole Smith Catherine used to be forced to go . . . . . ummmmmm perform in order for her geriatric husband to get his rocks off while he watched her bang other dudes – including former Olympic medalist Rand. Rand hung up his skis and opted for the simple life, managing a local tattoo shop by day and working as a “fantasy maker” by night. When Rand discovers Catherine sleeping in her car at The Silo after her husband dies, he offers her a place to stay and to help figure out what the hell Is actually going on with the supposed new will that cut Catherine out completely.

Okay, both my hands were occupied I made a whopping three highlights on my Kindle while reading this and it was all about the plot points I just mentioned so you’ll have to bear with me as I babble.

Plenty of grouchy bastards on GR gripe about “scrapbooks” being made with regard to casting characters in these books but those people seriously can go f*&^ a duck. For me, a porno scientific journal such as this doesn’t work unless I either want to picture myself as the lead or my brain conjures up someone else for the starring roles. Wicked Need delivered immediately in that department. As soon as Catherine was spotted putting on a . . . . uhhhhhh toy demonstration my brain said . . .



And Rand? I realize authors more than likely assume that this fella will be chosen by the vaginas minds of many when a bearded blonde is described . . .



But (1) I’m the only woman in America who doesn’t find Charlie Hunnam attractive and (2) my friend Baba called dibs like umpteen years ago and I’m all about ovaries before brovaries. I also am delighted any time my brain can cast my dream blonde as the lead . . .



Not only is he adorable, but I have a feeling he’d be pretty awesome in the sack too. Just think of what he could do with his magic hands off the ballfield . . .



So let’s talk about sex baby let’s talk about Rand and me. Here’s where y’all realize it’s a full moon or start looking out your window for a swarm of locusts or something because I thought there wasn’t enough of it. I mean this book was about a SEX CLUB for Jeebus’ sake. I was totally ready for . . .



Instead the instalurv kicked in a bit and the supah hot stuff (*cough threesome cough*) was done in fade-to-black style. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The good news is the scenes that were described in detail had me like . . .


(#thanksKershaw)

3 Stars because that’s pretty much my standard rating when it comes to naughty books, but I would definitely read others in this series.

ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Thank you, NetGalley! Additional thanks to Shelby for turning me on to this one. She's been telling me about Sawyer Bennett for quite awhile, but for whatever reason that's the one author the porny librarian only has in audio format (and I'm scurrrrrred I'd crash the car if I tried to drive to work and masturbate listen to a book like this simultaneously).