3 Stars
Looky looky it’s a werewolf porno!!!!!
Usually I request books like these from NetGalley because I have an addiction to that effing site and can’t stay away. This time, however, it’s all Val’s fault. Of course, it didn’t take much arm twisting to get me to go grab up something that might star this guy as the male lead . . .
Yum. That makes my ladygarden go . . .
Wait. No it doesn’t. BECAUSE I’M A LADY AND WOULD NEVER BE VULGAR. Anyway, this was werewolves, it looked like it would make with much of the sex, the leading male was an alpha “enforcer,” the female lead was a loner and full of sass, etc. All of the things that get checked off in the “win” column when I’m reading something for science. It even had a nickname that made me LOL rather than stab a pillow (view spoiler) (If you want a synopsis, you should probably go read an actual review instead of my picturebook, but bottom line is she’s a loner [for reasons], he is emotionally retarded [for reasons], they meet because she volunteers at a shelter and ends up in contact with a teenage runaway relative of his, they sniff a whiff of each other’s desire and honeypots and all that jazz, stuff and things happen that bring the drama, bad guy, fight fight, yada yada, much sex.)
So things went’ quite well for awhile . . .
“I’m not going to claim you until you’re positive in your mind that I’m your mate. But I am going to fuck you.”
And I was all . . .
But then like A LOT of plot happened and you know I have the attention span of a gnat so my inner wolf was like . . .
3 Stars because it was quality werewolfy good times and was just as good as my first go ‘round with this author. I do have one question, though – why are her dudes all about . . .
And then trying to stick it in their girl’s butt to show they are 100% in true love? True love ain’t got nuttin’ to do with my pooper, pal!
ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
Usually I request books like these from NetGalley because I have an addiction to that effing site and can’t stay away. This time, however, it’s all Val’s fault. Of course, it didn’t take much arm twisting to get me to go grab up something that might star this guy as the male lead . . .
Yum. That makes my ladygarden go . . .
Wait. No it doesn’t. BECAUSE I’M A LADY AND WOULD NEVER BE VULGAR. Anyway, this was werewolves, it looked like it would make with much of the sex, the leading male was an alpha “enforcer,” the female lead was a loner and full of sass, etc. All of the things that get checked off in the “win” column when I’m reading something for science. It even had a nickname that made me LOL rather than stab a pillow (view spoiler) (If you want a synopsis, you should probably go read an actual review instead of my picturebook, but bottom line is she’s a loner [for reasons], he is emotionally retarded [for reasons], they meet because she volunteers at a shelter and ends up in contact with a teenage runaway relative of his, they sniff a whiff of each other’s desire and honeypots and all that jazz, stuff and things happen that bring the drama, bad guy, fight fight, yada yada, much sex.)
So things went’ quite well for awhile . . .
“I’m not going to claim you until you’re positive in your mind that I’m your mate. But I am going to fuck you.”
And I was all . . .
But then like A LOT of plot happened and you know I have the attention span of a gnat so my inner wolf was like . . .
3 Stars because it was quality werewolfy good times and was just as good as my first go ‘round with this author. I do have one question, though – why are her dudes all about . . .
And then trying to stick it in their girl’s butt to show they are 100% in true love? True love ain’t got nuttin’ to do with my pooper, pal!
ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
Thank you, NetGalley!
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