Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Hung by Aya Fukunishi

3 Stars
Up to this point when I’ve received an unsolicited review request from an author I have not heard of before I have immediately throw them in the spam-is-not-real-meat folder and never look back. But when this author messaged me (and began with “sorry to bother you” rather than READMYSPECIALSNOWFLAKENOW!) comparing her latest release to that of the Trailer Park Virgin and then I read what may be the best blurb in the history of ever I knew that there’s a first time for everything and rules were meant to be broken and yada yada yada. Don’t like it????

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The “plot” (term used as lightly as possible) of Hung is that Jill and Josh’s parents married a year or so ago. Due to the high rent in NYC and the fact that Josh’s dad is kind of a loser the two have been forced to share a room which has led to . . .

“I kinda wanna fuck my stepbrother.”

Yes please. Oh spare me your holier than thou. Don’t tell me you’ve never been turned on by stepbrother bangery . . . .

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That’s what I thought. Alright, so up until this point our girl Jill has waited until Josh went to sleep before digging her best friend out from behind the mattress and easing her stress – or at least that’s what she thought. However, it only takes one wardrobe malfunction for the two to explore a night of Netflix and Chill and then wooooooooooo doggy . . .

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Jill is hot to trot and is up for anything. I mean we’re talking AN.Y.THANG. . . .

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And that’s the part where it lost me. Bedposts are for decoration only. Zoinks!

Many thanks to the author for providing a copy in exchange for an honest review. You are a filthy pervert and I love it . . . Just not enough to do it with my own bed ; )

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