Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss

Either 1 Star or 5 Stars depending on how many times you've been forced to read it/how many glasses of wine you've had to drink

Any sportsball fans in the house? If so you’ll know that meme is 100% accurate. However, since today is Dr. Seuss’ birthday I’m here to talk about a different annoying sound – that which comes from discovering what the fox says . . .



Wrong again, but it’s almost as aggravating. In case you are someone who is far removed from your own childhood and not yet cursed blessed with any children of your own, you might not be familiar with Fox in Socks. Take note that any children’s book that comes with a disclaimer . . .



might not end up being your idea of a great time. Buuuuuuuuuuut, if you discover you have been gifted with the ability to read tongue-twisters at an astonishing speed, the tiny human giggles that your magic will generate is well worth the annoyance of having this be the selection that is requested to read on a never-ending loop of ”AGAIN!!!!”

And really, the alternative “fox” story . . .



Will make you have to up your dosage of Lexapro so it’s better to stick with this one.