“The only love that lasts in Hollywood is the one we fake and sell to others.”
Let me offer my advance apologies for the shrinking of the lady boners which will commence in 3, 2, . . . .
When I saw a book about child stars all groweds up and attempting a comeback via a Mr. & Mrs. Smith meets 50 Shades movie I was ALL. OVER. IT. I mean, cheese is my favorite food group and this???? This sounded . . .
Then I began to picture the “child stars” themselves . . .
Don’t say I didn’t warn you, but AmIRight or AmIRight? America’s sweetheart who is desperate to change her image and the once golden boy who is now all f*&^%d up on drugs????? DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, even though the two aforementioned former stars might be hot messes, you still would probably bang them. I mean seriously, look at Shia LeBeouf’s body . . .
It’s just one of those things that has to be your own private dirty little secret because you would never hear the end of it, but your husband wonders why you’re such a Sia fan all of a sudden and keep watching her video on a loop for hours and hours and hours.
Anyway. I had been interested in J.J. McAvoy because Ruthless People sounded like it might be up-my-alley as far as a porny read goes, but since I’m super cheap I was afraid to spend more than zero dollars on it. When Shelby noted Child Star up for grabs I immediately clicked the request button. I was not disappointed. Not only was the story actually fresh for a change - yes, the two were former lovers thrown back together – but the whole child star twist kinda made the tired trope go *poof*. Plus the smex? Whoooooooosssssssaaaaaaaah! Yowza. In case you were curious, eventually I stopped picturing Shia and let my fantasy evolve . . .
Yeah, dude don’t even have a beard in the book, but long hair sure as shit don’t care.
This book was super hawt, it had a plot, and I can’t wait to read the next one (dammit). While I would loooooooove to give this m-fer 1 Star simply for the fact that it is a SERIAL and the only thing I hate more than a series than a farking serial(!!!!!), McAvoy is doing it the smart way and the entire thing will be a rap and released as one book by Thanksgiving. What better way to spend some quality time with the family around the holidays then by reading porn?????
Every star. Not even sorry.
ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
Thank you, NetGalley!
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