Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Pet to the Tentacle Monsters by Lilia Ford

3 Stars

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When it comes to monsterporn and its place in the reviewosphere, I've come to the following conclusion . . .

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I know all of you who follow me are thinking I fall on the prude side of the spectrum, but be careful what you assume. I mean, how else would this guy end up on my wall if I hadn't already had a run-in with a super scary tentacle creature????

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Do you even need a synopsis? Okay, here goes . . . Benji lives in a dystopian kind of future where the population is separated by rank. When he makes a stupid mistake which could threaten the existence of life as we know it, Benji finds himself sentenced to the worst punishment imagineable - as a slave to the invaders!

Benji first meets a shy little pink monster who he affectionately names "Kitty" . . .

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Have no fear, Kitty, you are but a wee innocent little creature. There will be none of the buttsex with you.

But then Benji is confronted by the terrifying Black. Black ties him down, beats him, and . . .

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You called it, Batman. And Black likes to receive just as much as he likes to give, if you know what I mean . . .

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Drink that Slurm Fry Benji!

Finally, Benji is introduced to Silver - the most frightening creature of all. It is Silver's idea of a great time to torture Benji with extreme sexytimes . . .

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No promises.

Can Benji survive being a sex slave to the tentacle monsters? Is there more to his new life than just being a pleasure receptacle? You'll have to read in order to find out.

Alright, there you go. I read a monster-put-things-in-the-no-no-zone story. I don't even know how to begin rating this. I think for the real monster erotica fanbase this would score super low, but for me? You know what the worst part is? The story was actually good. It had better world building and plot than most of the dystopian books I've read! I'd love to see what the author comes up with sans tentacle peen so I'm giving it a 3 Star rating.

ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Thank you, NetGalley!

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