3 Stars
If you are (1) a fan of The Oatmeal or (2) a crazy cat lady, then this is a book that someone should buy for you (Who has two thumbs and is a crazy cat lady? This gal - so hint, hint). It confirms everything that a person with cats already knows - we are their servants, and they would be okay with us being dead as long as we leave our rotting corpse behind so they can nom nom on our face.
A sane person would never live with a roommate who:
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190958.jpg)
Undecorates their Christmas tree . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190959.jpg)
Engages in weird PICA behavior like eating holes every “green” bag in the house . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190960.jpg)
Steals their childrens’ toys . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190961.jpg)
Interrupts their reading time . . .
SUCKS at hide-and-go-seek . . .
![](//3.bp.blogspot.com/-2hLcP2vazkE/Ut6w4X3wjyI/AAAAAAAAIug/QN1T52gM9K0/s1600/catbath.jpg)
Can't even bathe without help . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190962.jpg)
Or tries to smother them while they sleep . . .
![](//2.bp.blogspot.com/-SA3ADmRq-SQ/Ut6w5jHcTiI/AAAAAAAAIuo/HBFb8NGojxg/s1600/catstrangle.jpg)
I mean SERIOUSLY tries to smother them . . .
Somehow cats get away with all that and more. Probably because they are better than us.
A sane person would never live with a roommate who:
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190958.jpg)
Undecorates their Christmas tree . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190959.jpg)
Engages in weird PICA behavior like eating holes every “green” bag in the house . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190960.jpg)
Steals their childrens’ toys . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190961.jpg)
Interrupts their reading time . . .
SUCKS at hide-and-go-seek . . .
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2hLcP2vazkE/Ut6w4X3wjyI/AAAAAAAAIug/QN1T52gM9K0/s1600/catbath.jpg)
Can't even bathe without help . . .
![](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1390323212/8190962.jpg)
Or tries to smother them while they sleep . . .
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SA3ADmRq-SQ/Ut6w5jHcTiI/AAAAAAAAIuo/HBFb8NGojxg/s1600/catstrangle.jpg)
I mean SERIOUSLY tries to smother them . . .
Somehow cats get away with all that and more. Probably because they are better than us.
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