Monday, April 9, 2018

Young Jane Young by Gabrielle Zevin


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3 Stars

Young Jane Young is the story about the before, during and after when it comes to an affair that will sound pretty familiar to many of you . . . .



I’m not a huge reader of “Chick Lit,” but not for any real good reason other than I tend to steer myself toward stuff that’s a little darker and I don’t enjoy being emotionally manipulated. Young Jane Young was more than likely a winner for me because it didn’t try to make me have all the feelz and it didn’t try to create a victim/perp environment either. It was simply the story of what became of a young woman who had an affair with a public figure.

Aviva’s mother, Jane, Jane’s daughter, the congressman’s wife and Aviva all took a turn at telling Jane’s (or Aviva – depending if you knew her before or after the affair) story and not even strangers on the street kept their opinion of the matter to themselves. From the humorous recounting of Aviva's goings on by a stereotypical “Jewish mother,” to pen-pal correspondence between two young teenagers when Jane’s daughter finds out who her mother used to be, to a unique co-narrator in the form of a parrot that remains firmly perched on the congressman’s wife’s shoulder, to a “choose your own adventure” type of retelling by Aviva herself - Young Jane Young is, if nothing else, an extremely readable story. Maybe more so to people of my generation since it brought back all of the memories of a President who will probably go down in the history books as one of the good ones, if for no other reason than his humanitarian efforts, and his intern who eventually found success as a designer and most recently as an activist, but who both gave many of us a severe case of the squicks when their scandal broke.

It seems nowadays sex scandals and affairs are a dime a dozen, but in reality it’s definitely nothing new. Hell, I was raised in a good old-fashioned Catholic household which featured the “Holy Trinity” of portraits on the wall . . . .



We’ve been forgiving political adulterers for ages!

Friday, April 6, 2018

Dirty Exes by Rachel Van Dyken


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3.5 Stars

In an effort to provide full disclosure, you should all take note that when it comes to Rachel Van Dyken books, I usually look a little something like this . . . .



Please note that I do not know this woman at all and she’s probably a little terrified of me by now because I declare my giant girlcrush on her pretty much all the time, but she is definitely an instant-request for me at this point. That doesn’t mean I’m a pushover when it comes to handing out the Starzzzzz, though, so don’t get it twisted. I’ve high-starred and low-starred and everywhere-in-the-middle-starred her stuff.

Our first meeting with Blaire, the female lead in Dirty Exes, goes a little something like this . . . . .



Bad news is, the end goal of crawling through a public sewer system is not the paradise of Zihuatenejo, but instead is to catch a cheater in the act of cheating for her private investigation company. Good news is, things didn’t get as bad as they can get when it comes to the sewer . . . .



So I was instantly in and was ready to declare to Rachel Van Dyken once again . . . .



However, something was holding me back. First, I thought it was simply the mention of a wardrobe full of LuLuLemon which makes me say . . . .



There was something else that didn’t add up for me with respect to Blaire’s cheating husband and the return of the “one who got away.” It took a bit, but eventually it came out that the dude she has been pining over for years and who is now the alleged cheater her client (his WIFE) has hired her to investigate was only her boyfriend for like three weeks so girlfriend might have loooooooooooooooooooots of issues and I was like, oh Blaire . . . .



But then there was a little twist to things that I’m not going to spoil here because it would ruin all the fun. And let me tell you it ended up so much fun! Not to mention the dirty bidness . . . .



I’m giving this 3.5 Stars because of the aforementioned things that made my hinky meter go haywire, but I’m rounding up rather than down (this would be an excellent time for GR to have a half star option because I truly feel 3.5 on this one) because it ended up being a super cute and fluffy good time, but more so because I. CAN. NOT. WAIT. for the next one in the series (which is pretty much par for the course with me when it comes to Van Dyken’s books).

ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Thank you, NetGalley!

Thursday, April 5, 2018

The Broken Girls by Simone St. James


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2.5 Stars

Before I begin, let me say I am DEFINITELY the wrongreader here. Deanna and Diane S. and Michelle and Ellen Gail and Jan and Brenda Ayala and MeggieBree have all read it and either 4 or 5 Starred it.

So what was my problem problem? I mean, aside from the usual . . . .



For me it was I just couldn’t make sense of the thing. I mean you have a woman in the present whose sister was murdered 20 years ago. The person our MC always thought was the guilty party was not only accused, but also convicted and has been behind bars all this time. And yet the sister is still obsessed with “solving” the case due to a snafu in the presented timeline. Then there’s a story 50 years in the past about a girl who went missing from the local boarding school. And also a potential ghost . . . . .



I have to say that this was compulsively readable. Despite there not being a whole lot of action, I never wanted to put it aside. I’m giving The Broken Girls a middle-of-the-road rating (but rounding up for the readability factor) because I think if I recommended this to my friends many of them would come back to me saying . . . .



Normally I don’t have a problem suspending disbelief. I’m the first to accept the average housewife morphing into a supersleuth and solving crimes the Feds can’t figure out. Maybe it was because this was written so well that I couldn’t get over that niggling feeling of “this WOULD NEVER happen.” Not to mention the back-and-forth timeline is a gimmick that doesn’t always work for me to begin with and this one really lacked cohesion in the two storylines. Or three, I guess, if you count Mary Hand’s . . . .



I’ll go to the shame corner now. I still want a participation medal for playing along with this week’s theme, though ; )

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Fender Lizards by Joe R. Lansdale


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4 Stars

I had some notes highlighted, but I just fired up the ol’ Kindle and poof they aren’t there anymore so Imma have to wing it. I will flat out admit I wanted this one for the title alone – and also because Joe Lansdale stories pretty much equate this for me . . . .


(Too soon? Sorry, Coach K.)

But regarding that title: I mean what is a Fender Lizard and how can I be one? Are they recruiting? Would I have to jump someone in an alley with a shiv to get in? I’m pretty much up for whatever it might take. Luckily I didn’t have to wait long to find out thanks to my Good Buddy Dan and the power of the “lend” feature.

As for the story itself, Lansdale is known for his ability to spin a good coming of age yarn, but in stories that are clearly written for adults. That being said, although I’m fairly comfortable in saying Fender Lizards would NOT probably reside in the Young Adult section of your local bookstore – that is precisely where it should be. Adults like me will happily lap the story up as it dishes up some surefire YES PLEASE! features such as high school dropouts with a daddy who went out for a pack of smokes and never came back and a sister with multiple deadbeat baby daddy and I was just like . . . .



And don’t get offended because those are TOTALLY my people and could probably be most of my relatives.

Also they lived in a place like this . . . .



Which is practically a dare to me to see if I can resist giving it an auto 5 Star rating.

They also worked at a super high-end establishment known as the . . . .



Where they had to do THIS . . . . .



And maybe, just maaaaaaaaaaaybe their chance at getting ahead in life would come from winning one of these . . . . .



Not to mention . . . .



To which the answer is: A little bit!!!

Can you hear me squeeing all across the country? Not even sorry.

This was super fun even though I'm an old geezer. If I had a teenage daughter I’d hold her down and sit on her until she finished reading this recommend this one to her.

Thanks again for the lend, Original Dan. You’re one of the good’uns!

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

What To Say Next by Julie Buxbaum

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5 Stars


“You’re saying that on Friday night I have an equal chance of getting vomited on as I do of getting kissed?”

“Welcome to high school.”
 


So this morning I proposed to Julie Buxbaum via Instagram . . . .



I haven’t heard back, but it’s probably just because we’re in different timezones. I mean, she’s definitely not getting a restraining order, right?

It was my friend AJ’s Review that put What To Say Next on my radar - well over a year after its publication date. Who knows when (or if) I would have ever heard of it otherwise. Sad thing too, because I had read Buxbaum’s earlier book Tell Me Three Things and had a fine time, but alas I have zero ability to remember an author’s name, so I remained oblivious.

On the surface, this could easily be dismissed as one of these stories . . . .


(But, you know, the opposite. Sorry, I don't have a lot of free time to gif hunt at the moment or the ability to words well so just go get this book already.)

To be fair, it is that. It’s the story of David who tells you right on page one that . . . .

“In the 622 days I’ve attended this high school, not a single person has ever sat beside me at lunch.”

A synopsis would be honest in telling you this is what happened to David when Kit decided to sit at his table instead of with her friends one day. But really it’s about . . . .

“What if we took the time to get to know some of the other kids in the other cliques, like the artsy types or the theater dorks? What if we all jumped out of our boxes and chewed up our stupid labels? Who would we discover?”

And it does it in such a realistic high schooly, non-preachy type of way. Not to mention it presents a non-white main character as well as a main character on the autism spectrum along with some depression and a handful of other real-life issues in such a matter-of-fact kind of manner without a bunch of hoopla. Because guess what? Non-white kids and kids who are a little different socially and genius kids and average kids and quirky kids and bully kids are alllllllll the types of kids that you might meet in school so why shouldn’t books include every kind of kid????

If you fell in love with Charlie in Perks and just loooooooove to read about young love, What To Say Next might be the perfect book for you. It made me feel like Kristen Bell when she got to meet a sloth for the first time. You know what I’m talking about???? Her happiness looked a little terrifying just like mine . . . .



Every star.

Monday, April 2, 2018

The Worst Class Trip Ever by Dave Barry


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3 Stars

Because when your book-hatin’ kid tells you to read the story he just finished, there’s only one thing you can say . . . .



If you’re an old fogey you’re probably familiar with the name Dave Barry since he’s been around for about eleven trillion years. He kicks it kid-style in The Worst Class Trip Ever which, aptly named, is about a class field trip. Actually it’s about the class field trip. You know the one. In 8th Grade when everyone goes to Washington D.C.? This is the story of what happens to Wyatt, Matt, Suzana, Victor and Cameron, along with two mysterious men from their flight, while visiting the capital.

So the kid was right and this was pretty fun. It’s rare that he actually enjoys the reading process, so I’m always thankful when he finds a winner. The gripe I have about this selection is that it is one of the Truman Award Nominees that the school district encourages/rewards children to read. That would be great if they were recommending a book like this to maybe third graders. My kid is waaaaaay older than that and while I am a firm believer of read whatever you like and I get that he feels very accomplished having read this from start to finish in a couple of days when it usually takes him weeks, I think the middle-school should be pushing books that are a bit – okay A LOT - more challenging than this one.

Sometimes I Lie by Alice Feeney


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3.5 Stars

Just in time for Mystery & Thrillers Week on Goodreads!

Are you all familiar with the game “Two Truths and a Lie?” If you aren’t, by the time you’re finished with Amber and her experience in the hospital you will be. If you’re anything like me you’ll be ready to scream . . . .



Only to have the book tell you . . . .



Will you be able to figure out which things are true and which are lies? I didn’t.

It took me quite some time to get invested in Sometimes I Lie. Work was a little worky, I wasn’t really feeling the writing, the back-and-forth timeframe was a little too tight and the addition of the diary entries from waywayback only seemed to be muddying the waters for me even more. But then something happened (not a specific moment in the book, just my enjoyment level in general) and I ended up breezing through the last 70% in record time. I’m not sure if I read the first 30% wrong or if others have had the same trouble, but it ended up being pretty dang trippy once I got into it.