3 Stars
You know what’s an awesome idea? Already having 18 library books checked out and then not only buying this when it was on sale for a buck over the weekend, but putting all your soon-to-go-poof selections on the backburner and opting to read this immediately instead . . . .
Nevermind. Don’t answer that.
You know what’s not cool? Starting your gif hunt and getting this as your autofill . . . .
Seriously Google? This is my work computer FFS! I thought we were cooler than that.
Anyway. This series had been on my radar ever since this little beauty started popping up all over the feed awhile back . . . .
I had no clue what it was about, all I knew was that the cover made me go . . . . .
For some reason (the chains), I thought it was going to be some sort of gladiator series or . . . . .
Or some other such fuckery.
Turns out I was wrong and it was another motorbiker tale. Don’t get me wrong. Momma likey the motorbikey stories just fine . . . .
#zoomzoom. If I’m lying I’m dying – just ask Mr. Book Boar if you don’t believe me. #wink
King had some standard motorcycle stuff going for it. A female lead with a “traitorous body” because . . . . .
(She had amnesia for a bonus too so if you’re playing the MC porno drinking game you’re gonna get drunk super fast! Just don’t count all the times she has to “press her thighs together”in order to keep from spontaneously combusting or you might end up in the ER getting your stomach pumped.)
King was a super alpha male . . . .
Who engaged in conversations like . . . .
“Why did you come back for me?”
“Because you’re mine.”
But he was also the leading male in a motorcycle porn who didn’t actually belong to the motorcycle club and this was a book that attempted to have an actual storyline instead of just nonstop bang sessions so to that I say . . . . .
Unfortunately, unlike most “series” of the smutty variety, King was not a standalone and when it comes to the cliffhanger endings, Kelly very much believes . . . .
Especially after meeting Preppy . . . .
“I’ve had some shit happen to me you don’t want to ever fucking know about. I’m not making excuses. Shit is the way it is. I am the way I am. That’s all there is to it. That’s all there is to me.”
I really probably need to reevaluate my turn-ons when it comes to fantasy men. This fella sure as hell ain’t right . . . . but goodgodamighty Preppy!
And after taking a gander at the synopsis for his story? Oh yes. Much want. This might be the one to . . . . .
Or at least my bedroom. But FOUR MORE FUCKING BOOKS?!?!?!?!?
Someone start a GoFundMe. I is poor.
Nevermind. Don’t answer that.
You know what’s not cool? Starting your gif hunt and getting this as your autofill . . . .
Seriously Google? This is my work computer FFS! I thought we were cooler than that.
Anyway. This series had been on my radar ever since this little beauty started popping up all over the feed awhile back . . . .
I had no clue what it was about, all I knew was that the cover made me go . . . . .
For some reason (the chains), I thought it was going to be some sort of gladiator series or . . . . .
Or some other such fuckery.
Turns out I was wrong and it was another motorbiker tale. Don’t get me wrong. Momma likey the motorbikey stories just fine . . . .
#zoomzoom. If I’m lying I’m dying – just ask Mr. Book Boar if you don’t believe me. #wink
King had some standard motorcycle stuff going for it. A female lead with a “traitorous body” because . . . . .
(She had amnesia for a bonus too so if you’re playing the MC porno drinking game you’re gonna get drunk super fast! Just don’t count all the times she has to “press her thighs together”in order to keep from spontaneously combusting or you might end up in the ER getting your stomach pumped.)
King was a super alpha male . . . .
Who engaged in conversations like . . . .
“Why did you come back for me?”
“Because you’re mine.”
But he was also the leading male in a motorcycle porn who didn’t actually belong to the motorcycle club and this was a book that attempted to have an actual storyline instead of just nonstop bang sessions so to that I say . . . . .
Unfortunately, unlike most “series” of the smutty variety, King was not a standalone and when it comes to the cliffhanger endings, Kelly very much believes . . . .
Especially after meeting Preppy . . . .
“I’ve had some shit happen to me you don’t want to ever fucking know about. I’m not making excuses. Shit is the way it is. I am the way I am. That’s all there is to it. That’s all there is to me.”
I really probably need to reevaluate my turn-ons when it comes to fantasy men. This fella sure as hell ain’t right . . . . but goodgodamighty Preppy!
And after taking a gander at the synopsis for his story? Oh yes. Much want. This might be the one to . . . . .
Or at least my bedroom. But FOUR MORE FUCKING BOOKS?!?!?!?!?
Someone start a GoFundMe. I is poor.
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