Monday, June 25, 2018

The House Mate by Kendall Ryan

2.5 Stars

My reaction to The House Mate

And no I’m not being passive aggressive. Y’all should know by now that I’m pretty aggressive aggressive.

As with all romance books, this one has a pretty recognizable plot . . . .

♪♫♫♪She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens,
´Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.

What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her
So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield´s door.

She was there to sell make-up, but father saw more.
She had style! She had flair! She was there! That´s how she became
the Nanny!

Who would have guessed that the girl we´ve described, was just
exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now the father finds her beguiling (watch out C.C.!)
And the kids are actually smiling (such joie de vivre!)
She is the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan...

The flashy girl from Flushing,
The Nanny named Fran! ♪♫♫♪

It’s obviously not a story that’s going to change your life. Buuuuuuut, if you find yourself with a few hours to kill, a jug of margaritas, a pool for dipping your toes in this godawful 100+ degree weather and like your porn with little to no angst and a high-speed timeline when it comes to falling in luuuuuuuurv, this might be a winner for you. It definitely delivers when it comes to the . . . . .

2.5 Stars for me because I’m an asshole I didn’t really like either of the main characters.

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