2.5 Stars
When it comes to my enjoyment of pornography romance novels, there are only a few things required for me to have an okay time:
1. A good cover;
2. A tired trope I approve of; and
3. Non-squicky sex. You know what I’m talking about – stuff NOT like this . . . .
Chaser gets an average rating due to the following:
1. The thumbnail of the cover looks like James Franco in Pineapple Express . . . . .
2. Tropey yum yum for me includes things like enemies to lovers/falling for the brother’s bestie/or the holy grail of them all – WOKE UP MARRIED TO A STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one featured . . . . .
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. I am fully aware of how much reality I leave at the doorstep when I read smut (I mean, I have been waiting for a sex-werewolf to show up at my door for like 15 years, but since it still hasn’t happened I’m starting to lose hope), but I just want to smack the already-pregnant-with-no-baby-daddy-in-the-picture broad who decides to start a new relationship. Not to mention the leading male in this third selection was introduced in the earlier books and simply put . . . .
And one with a whole lotta baggage I did not find smexy whatsoever to boot.
As for #3 – I read this one like a month ago so I don't remember all the deets, but I do know Kylie Scott writes the good sexuals so no complaints there. That’s why I’ll be first in line for whatever she releases next : )
1. A good cover;
2. A tired trope I approve of; and
3. Non-squicky sex. You know what I’m talking about – stuff NOT like this . . . .
Chaser gets an average rating due to the following:
1. The thumbnail of the cover looks like James Franco in Pineapple Express . . . . .
2. Tropey yum yum for me includes things like enemies to lovers/falling for the brother’s bestie/or the holy grail of them all – WOKE UP MARRIED TO A STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one featured . . . . .
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. I am fully aware of how much reality I leave at the doorstep when I read smut (I mean, I have been waiting for a sex-werewolf to show up at my door for like 15 years, but since it still hasn’t happened I’m starting to lose hope), but I just want to smack the already-pregnant-with-no-baby-daddy-in-the-picture broad who decides to start a new relationship. Not to mention the leading male in this third selection was introduced in the earlier books and simply put . . . .
And one with a whole lotta baggage I did not find smexy whatsoever to boot.
As for #3 – I read this one like a month ago so I don't remember all the deets, but I do know Kylie Scott writes the good sexuals so no complaints there. That’s why I’ll be first in line for whatever she releases next : )
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