Friday, March 28, 2014

Beauty Queens by Libba Bray

3.5 Stars

This program is brought to you by The Corporation: Because Your Life Can Always Be Better™.

You probably know The Corporation for its awesome products

and barrier breaking television programs like “Girls Gone Rumspringa”

but this special episode brings us back to The Corporation’s roots - The Miss Team Dream Beauty Pageant!!!!

No one ever expected a plane full of Teen Dream beauty contestants would crash (don’t worry, most of them get killed off so you don’t have to follow the story of 50 different pageant girls), but crash it did.

Now the girls find themselves on what they believe to be a deserted island, but what is really The Corporation’s secret headquarters. Not only that, but the face behind The Corporation/the Miss Teen Dream pageant (now presidential hopeful) is there and may just be the devil in disguise . . .

[insert audible gasp] . . .

too soon? Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

Follow along as the girls not only perfect their talent for the pageant

but learn how to survive and maybe even kick a little ass

Oh, and make sure you stay tuned in so you don’t miss out on the super sexy pirates of “Captains Bodacious”

Whoops, I said SEXY pirate . . .

*End Promo*

Okay, have you been looking for a laugh and to read something that is NEVER serious (at all) and is just fun and fluff and completely over-the-top????? If so, read this. Completely adorable and so much better than I was expecting.


  1. Love the review! I completely agree with you and was also very surprised at how clever and ridiculously fun this book actually was!

    (And it's totally NOT too soon!) :D

  2. Thanks! I'll definitely be checking out other books by Libba Bray soon : )