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3 Stars
Liz Prince really hit it out of the park for me earlier this year when I read her memoir Tomboy. Unfortunately, instead of another home run Will You Still Love Me If I Wet the Bed? was only like a double. Most of this little book is for those of you who are still in the “Schmoopie” phase. Are any of you even old enough to get that reference????
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I’ve never been much of a “Schmoopie” type of gal. It makes me want to . . .
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Yeah.
Add in the fact that I’ve been married for 38 dog years and I really couldn’t relate to some of the over-the-top adorableness contained inside this teensie little tribute. That being said, there were some panels that I loved.
Like being married to someone who knows how to conveniently use women’s lib against you . . .
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or sharing your bed with a terrifying sleeptalker . . .
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who is honest to a fault . . .
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and thinks B.J. jokes never get old . . .
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Someone with a real butthole of a kitten that he loves, but that HATES you . . .
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(yeah, Django, I’m talking about you, you little a$$hole)
and still attempts to argue about who has the more disgusting feet . . .
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Let the record show that having opposable toes is a BONUS and something everyone else in the world should be jealous of. Having weird frinkly half pinky toes is an abomination and if you were a wild animal your mother might have killed you at birth.
I’m definitely not be the lovey dovey type so I would never think of penning something like this. Buuuuuuut in my defense I do my best to express my feelings the way I know how : )
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I’ve never been much of a “Schmoopie” type of gal. It makes me want to . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481933/14275506.gif)
Yeah.
Add in the fact that I’ve been married for 38 dog years and I really couldn’t relate to some of the over-the-top adorableness contained inside this teensie little tribute. That being said, there were some panels that I loved.
Like being married to someone who knows how to conveniently use women’s lib against you . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481933/14275507.gif)
or sharing your bed with a terrifying sleeptalker . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481933/14275508.gif)
who is honest to a fault . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481933/14275509.jpg)
and thinks B.J. jokes never get old . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481933/14275510.jpg)
Someone with a real butthole of a kitten that he loves, but that HATES you . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481933/14275511.jpg)
(yeah, Django, I’m talking about you, you little a$$hole)
and still attempts to argue about who has the more disgusting feet . . .
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481934/14275512.jpg)
Let the record show that having opposable toes is a BONUS and something everyone else in the world should be jealous of. Having weird frinkly half pinky toes is an abomination and if you were a wild animal your mother might have killed you at birth.
I’m definitely not be the lovey dovey type so I would never think of penning something like this. Buuuuuuut in my defense I do my best to express my feelings the way I know how : )
![Dallas Commercial Photography](https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1427481934/14275513.jpg)
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