Yep, I’m only giving this 3 Stars. There’s a word for people like me . . .
Here’s the problem. I hate short stories . . . .
Seriously. Hate. There always seems to be a “filler” story and for me Deck the Halls was that. Right when things got going – BLAM! – it was all over and now I have to wait until next year for the big finish . . .
Alright. Enough of my whining.
In case you didn’t pick up on it from the rant above, Deck the Halls is #2 in the “War on Christmas” series that Edward Lorn is kind enough to offer up as a gift to his fans the 5 days before Christmas. (Clicky-click HERE for The Naughty List and HERE for Deck the Halls before they disappear) In part two, Santa and his team of reindeer return home to the North Pole battered and bruised after battling The Naughty only to find something has hit the fan . . . .
In order to save what he loves most, Santa must ask for help from someone you would least expect . . .
No, Mitchell. Your f’ing hat FLAT OUT SAYS YOU ARE SANTA’S ENEMY, YOU MORON!
Mitchell would like to take this moment to say he believes Deck the Halls should only get 1 Star because HE should always be the featured dead head and
Good lord, Mitchell. Slow your roll! Also, I’m pretty sure you just actively participated in some serious Clark Griswald plagiarism there.
Needless to say, there’s been some tension in the reading room the past couple of days. The gloaty look on Vixen’s face hasn’t helped matters . . .
Where was I? Oh yes, Santa and someone must join forces to battle a new batch of evil . . . .
Will they be victorious????? Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn. You’ll have to read to find out.
In case you aren't aware - this story will be FREE for the 5 days leading up to Christmas and then it will go *poof* in the night, much like my dreams of NOT gaining 20 pounds this holiday season. Think I'm a shill for giving my friend a shout out? Well, I only do it on freebies, but just to make sure all my bases are covered . . . .