Are you an internet troll?
LIAR! You answered that question waaaaaaay too fast. That means you probably are.
Have you ever insulted an author’s
Have you ever dared to have an unpopular opinion of an obviously GREAT work of art that you were too stoooooopid to understand?
If so, you need to read this book immediately in order to see the error of your ways. No longer will your abuse be accepted. And don’t even get me started on trolls with who take destructive actions like having the nerve to warn someone that they are violating a website’s Terms of Service. That behavior will no longer be tolerated!
Have you ever been trolled upon like the examples above? Well, then you too need to read How to Survive an Amazon Forum Troll Attack. This book will provide the sage advice necessary to stop these attacks. From the basics like throwing an adequate temper tantrum, to extreme (yet completely necessary) measures like instigating legal action against the horrible trolls who are attempting to damage your reputation, this book covers it all.
If there is a God in heaven she will make sure everyone knows this review is written tongue-in-cheek (just like the book itself). If there is not, this will become Exhibit A with regard to troll-like behavior.