Have you met Ron Zombie yet????
No, RON - not Rob. Ron was your average Joe . . . until an 18-wheeler seriously f*&^ed up his day and ended his life. Lucky (????) for Ron, the Zombie Apocalypse had already started, so rather than simply becoming roadkill he became undead roadkill. How exactly did zombies come to be???? Well . . .
“The mutant virus got out, people ate people, there were zombies everywhere, blahblahblah . . . you know the story.”
Unfortunately, it didn’t take ‘Murica long to figure out having a large population of people who want to nom on the rest of the population of people probably isn’t a great idea so zombies were taken out en masse. Now Ron’s only hope of surviving is if he can make it to a magical utopia where anything goes. A place we know as . . .
While there, Ron will attempt to get reacquainted with some people from his former life . . .
as well as take some time to enjoy the fine dining experiences the Vegas Strip has to offer . . .
and maybe even find himself becoming an internet sensation . . .
If you’re looking for a lighter side of zombie life that features one horny dead guy, American Badass might be a winner for you. My only complaint? The open-ending sort of demands book #2. And really, who knows what all could happen in a sequel? Maybe an appearance by a very special guest?????
While I wait I’ll just continue saying my prayers . . .
ARC provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.