What better accompaniment to my menagerie of death than a coffee table book filled with imagery of well-loved zombie pets?
Like Zombie Giraffe . . .
Or Zombie Teddy Bear . . .
Or Zombie BunnehCarrotTopBoyDollNightmareInducingHybrid . . .
who spent years being carted around wherever we went. Look at those stains! God I hope no one ever runs a blacklight over him. He's probably covered in urine and fecal matter : (
As for me? I'm sticking with a different type of “stuffed” animal. Isn’t that right, Pauly?