A review told in giffery . . .
Soooooo everyone else read The Egg and were all like . . .
Then I read it and was all like . . .
Why is that?
What can I say? It’s 4 pages long and didn’t move me like it did everyone else. Shit happens.
For some reason I was thinking it was going to be something a little more like this . . .
Like I said, I'm an asshole.
All I can do is offer my sincerest heartfelt apology . . .
And remind all of you that this is only my opinion . . .
Soooooo everyone else read The Egg and were all like . . .
Then I read it and was all like . . .
Why is that?
What can I say? It’s 4 pages long and didn’t move me like it did everyone else. Shit happens.
For some reason I was thinking it was going to be something a little more like this . . .
Like I said, I'm an asshole.
All I can do is offer my sincerest heartfelt apology . . .
And remind all of you that this is only my opinion . . .
That's right. It is.
Oh, and one final thing in my defense. I strong-armed a poopton of people into reading The Martian so F-off if you don’t think it’s okay that I don’t crap my drawers over this one.
Oh, and one final thing in my defense. I strong-armed a poopton of people into reading The Martian so F-off if you don’t think it’s okay that I don’t crap my drawers over this one.
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