A sane person would never live with a roommate who:
Undecorates their Christmas tree . . .
Engages in weird PICA behavior like eating holes every “green” bag in the house . . .
Steals their childrens’ toys . . .
Interrupts their reading time . . .
Can't even bathe without help . . .
Or tries to smother them while they sleep . . .
I mean SERIOUSLY tries to smother them . . .
Somehow cats get away with all that and more. Probably because they are better than us.