4 Stars
If you’ve read any of Adam Howe’s previous works, you should recognize that this one starts off pretty much right where you’d expect a Howe story to start . . . . .
If you haven’t . . . . .
Reggie Levine, ex-prize fighter and former Skunk Ape hunter is trying to move on afterbarely surviving his 15 minutes fame. Reggie just wants to live a simple life – find a good woman, buy a house, raise a kid or two - but when a local used-car salesman comes looking for help with his troubles . . . .
“Exactly what kind of trouble are you in?”
“The deep shit kind.”
Reggie’s conscience won’t let him say no. Or maybe it’s the offer of a free car. Tomato/tomahto.
Whatever the catalyst, thus begins an adventure you won’t soon forget. Featuring a . . . . .
Chupacabra????
Some unconventional transportation . . . .
A hidden surprise . . . .
Cars a man could only dare to dream of owning . . .
As well as a villain who could have only been inspired by pretty much the worst creature anyone has ever met . . .
And a super classy potential love interest . . . .
Tijuana Donkey Showdown is an action-packed, laugh-a-minute thrillride that will have you channeling your inner Ron 2.0 in the best way imaginable . . .
Filled with close calls and great escapes . . . .
This is a story that guaranties you will never look at a sign stating “DONKEY RIDE - $5” the same ever again . . . .
Now all I’m left to do is sit here and beg for just one more. And really, if Janet Evanovich can keep puking out Stephanie Plums and James Patterson can keep puking out . . . well pretty much everything I think it’s A-Okay for you, Mr. Howe, to milk this magical gravy train at least one more time . . . .
P.S. I forgot to say there's a short included about the neighborhood Kwik Stop . . .
Yeah, we’ll just go with that’s what happens. *shudder*
ARC provided by the author in exchange for an honest review. If you choose to assume I’m a shill who would sell my rating for a freebie, that’s on you. But you know what they say about those who assume, right????
They’ll never be President . . . . or something like that.
P.S.S. TOLD YOU I’D WORK THAT IN, HOWE!
If you haven’t . . . . .
Reggie Levine, ex-prize fighter and former Skunk Ape hunter is trying to move on after
“Exactly what kind of trouble are you in?”
“The deep shit kind.”
Reggie’s conscience won’t let him say no. Or maybe it’s the offer of a free car. Tomato/tomahto.
Whatever the catalyst, thus begins an adventure you won’t soon forget. Featuring a . . . . .
Chupacabra????
Some unconventional transportation . . . .
A hidden surprise . . . .
Cars a man could only dare to dream of owning . . .
As well as a villain who could have only been inspired by pretty much the worst creature anyone has ever met . . .
And a super classy potential love interest . . . .
Tijuana Donkey Showdown is an action-packed, laugh-a-minute thrillride that will have you channeling your inner Ron 2.0 in the best way imaginable . . .
Filled with close calls and great escapes . . . .
This is a story that guaranties you will never look at a sign stating “DONKEY RIDE - $5” the same ever again . . . .
Now all I’m left to do is sit here and beg for just one more. And really, if Janet Evanovich can keep puking out Stephanie Plums and James Patterson can keep puking out . . . well pretty much everything I think it’s A-Okay for you, Mr. Howe, to milk this magical gravy train at least one more time . . . .
P.S. I forgot to say there's a short included about the neighborhood Kwik Stop . . .
Yeah, we’ll just go with that’s what happens. *shudder*
ARC provided by the author in exchange for an honest review. If you choose to assume I’m a shill who would sell my rating for a freebie, that’s on you. But you know what they say about those who assume, right????
They’ll never be President . . . . or something like that.
P.S.S. TOLD YOU I’D WORK THAT IN, HOWE!
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